Christmas Jokes: Printable Christmas Jokes & Learn Along Video

Christmas Jokes

Print off the "Christmas Jokes" and tell them to all your friends and family!

Christmas JOKES

Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!

How does a snowman lose weight?
He waits for the weather to get warmer!

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho ho ho!

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow!

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!

What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas?
The three wide men!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitus!

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A Merry Christmas to Ewe!

What is Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws!