Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids: Funny Kids Jokes & A Kids Jokes Video

Thanksgiving Jokes

Have fun reading the"Thanksgiving Jokes" and tell them to all your friends and family!

Thanksgiving Jokes

Q. What's the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turKEY!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!

Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
A. He was stuffed!

Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. He had the drumsticks!

Q. What kind of vegetables would you like for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Beets me!

Q. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Your nose!

Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To hatchet.

Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A. Plymouth Rock!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren't you?