Betty Botter

Betty Botter bought some butter.
“But,” she said,
“The butter’s bitter.”
“If I put it in my batter,
it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
that would make my batter better.”

So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter and she put it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.